Dick Pan-Thers, the / Differently Abled
Album: Differently Abled   Collection:General
Artist:Dick Pan-Thers, the   Added:Apr 2003
Label:None  

A-File Activity
Add Date: 2003-08-04 Pull Date: 2003-10-06
Week Ending: Oct 5 Sep 21 Sep 7 Aug 31 Aug 24 Aug 17 Aug 10
Airplays: 3 1 1 1 1 3 2

Recent Airplay
1. May 03, 2013: Orangeasm: Threaterific Party
I Wish I Had a Pencil Thin
4. Mar 23, 2004: Theme Wars
Grandma Ate Food
2. Apr 12, 2013: ORANGE-PAJAMA-GASM
Intro
5. Oct 03, 2003: the rust belt (subbing for riina)
Grandma Ate Food
3. May 26, 2011: Lost Verses
Grandma Ate Food, Intro
6. Oct 01, 2003: Brownian Motion
Fabulous Prizes

Album Review
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Reviewed 2003-08-04
Dick Pan-thers – Differently Abled

Goofy/weird mix of trashy guitar/keyboards plus found sounds and samples. Mostly about sex, but other topics covered include: poop (track 10), eating meat (track 2), and clowns (track 7), -- definitely juvenile but so hilarious. Lots of “fucks” on some tracks, but the clean ones are GREAT, especially 2&14

PICS: 2, 10, 12, 13, 14
FCCs: 3, 4, 5, 9, 11

1. Goofy 50s style intro
2. dark guitar;keyboards with survey asking how many times someone ate different meats. Hilarious!
3. Nugent-style guitar + lots of FCC “fucks”
4. weirdness -- distorted voice samples + guitar and FCCs
5. whiny lyrics, lots o’ FCCs
6. spooky keyboards, about sex – “I want to put my penis in the holy bible” – hmm, could be offensive to some?
7. samples about clowns and retarded kids, plus spooky beats
8. classic rock guitar + bass lines – distorted voice sample that sounds like it’s underwater
9. organ + punk guitar - FCC
10. flushing toilets, samples about babies, poop, sucking, nipples,
11. heavy breathing, samples from phone sex and porno flicks -- FCCs
12. about having a pencil-thin moustache – backing music changes into discordant noodling
13. lady choral singers – a song about saying “thank you” -- speeds up at end.
14. Outro – same 50s voice from intro, then hilarious folk song about finding GOD, then static and radio station samples, then back to GOD song, ends with
more static Fucking great!

Track Listing
1. Intro   8. She's a Lady
2. Grandma Ate Food   9. Mud Theme
3. Up with People   10. Fabulous Prizes
4. Cat Scratch Fever   11. Coldcock
5. A Delicate Balance   12. I Wish I Had a Pencil Thin
6. The Bible Banger   13. Thank You
7. The Clown and the Kids   14. Outro