Tuurd / I Wish My Wife Was This Dirty
Album:I Wish My Wife Was This Dirty Collection:General
Artist:Tuurd Added:Apr 2012
Label:Carbon Records 

A-File Activity
Add Date:2012-04-21 Pull Date:2012-06-24 Charts:Loud
Week Ending:Jun 17Jun 3May 27May 20May 13May 6Apr 29

Recent Airplay
1.Jun 13, 2012:Brownian Motion
Doot Do Doot
4.May 21, 2012:Bridal Moments
Doot Do Doot
2.Jun 01, 2012:Lost Verses
Eating Ice Cream With Satan
5.May 16, 2012:Brownian Motion
Eating Ice Cream With Satan
3.May 30, 2012:Brownian Motion
Eating Ice Cream With Satan
6.May 09, 2012:Brownian Motion
Doot Do Doot

Album Review
Your Imaginary Friend
Reviewed 2012-04-18 
Ultra downtuned guitar bordering on bass, fuzzed to the max, slow drums, slow and weird to evolve songs. When vocs appear they are of the “cookie monster” doom Metal sort but I wouldn’t classify this stuff as Metal at all, nor even Southern Lord “Sunn” type. Judging from the lyrics this might be a total spoof (ya think?!: track 3 is called “eating ice cream with satan”). Not sure how to classify this besides heavy weird and disturbing and hilarious at the same time. Recommended if you like huffing liquid plumber in your dirty boxers. Play with Killdozer, Brujeria, Manic Hispanic silliness or with Medea Connection downtuned masterpieces.

1) (5:56) slow fuzzed downtuned guitar notes looped, slow drums appear finally and doomy swallowed vocs
2) (4:05) starts off “complex” like Rush or King Crimson, slows to a crawl like Sabbath on luudes
3) (3:48) slow and doomy, eating ice cream with satan
4) (3:36) doom doom
5) (3:16)more upbeat, nice garbage can type percussion, why does this remind me of the old Marlboro ads of the early 70’s?
6) (3:39) tribal drums, almost melodic riff, turns “mathy” again
7) (10:48) slow doomy long and multifaceted, w/ vocs

Track Listing
1.Water 4.Sliding Down
2.Reese's Feces 5.Doot Do Doot
3.Eating Ice Cream With Satan 6.I Wish My Wife Was This Dirty
 7.Long Song Number2