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Arnocorps / Greatest Band Of All Time, The
Album:Greatest Band Of All Time, The Collection:General
Artist:Arnocorps Added:Mar 2015
Label:Anticulture Records 

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Add Date:2015-04-03 Pull Date:2015-06-05 Charts:Loud
Week Ending:May 10

 Recent Airplay
1.May 05, 2015:Sounds of the Underworld

Album Review
Dark Emperor
Reviewed 2015-03-31 
Arnocorps - The Greatest Band of All Time
Label: Alternative Tentacles Records

Parody band that is inspired by Arnold Schwarzenegger and his fine selection of movies. The music is actually pretty entertaining and engaging, the lyrics are insanely funny. I still like Austrian Death Machine better, but this band actually does a pretty good job.... and they are from the Bay Area.

FCC: 4, 10, 14


1. (1:50) - Boring intro. (1 out of 5)
2. (3:26) - Hilarious tribute to Predator, try to follow the lyrics. The music is punkish and good. (4 out of 5).
3. (2:21) - This one plays out like a Pagan/Folk Metal track, very festive atmosphere. (3 out of 5)
4. (2:56) - Has FCC, but the track is pretty funny. Certain Motorhead meets KISS vibe.
5. (3:16) - Very melodic, with some solid guitar riffs. (3 out of 5)
6. (2:01) - super fast and catchy, has a certain British Punk vibe. (4 out of 5).
7. (3:19) - As bad as the movie this song honors: End of days. (1 out of 5).
8. (2:25) - Trollfest meets Alestorm = this crushing song. (5 out of 5)
9. (3:00) - Another meh song, I guess inspiration runs out when talking about bad movies. (1 out of 5)
10. (1:29) - Fastest and most Punkish son of the album. (3 out of 5).
11. (2:27) - Super catchy chorus section and excellent guitar leads, second best track in the album. (4 out of 5)
12. (2:51) - Folky vibe similar to Korpiklaani. A drinking song for sure. (4 out of 5)
13. (1:24) - Meh.... percussions.... nothing else (0 out of 5)
14. (2:28) - Some good guitar leads, but quite disappointing considering Terminator is one of Arnold's best movies. (2 out of 5).
15. (3:51) - By this point all songs sound the same, so this is just average. (3 out of 5).

Track Listing
1.Arno Intro 8.Sixth Day
2.Predator 9.Running Man
3.True Lies 10.Raw Deal
4.Total Recall 11.Eraser
5.Commando 12.Crom (Strong On His Mountain)
6.Collateral Damage 13.Wheel Of Pain
7.End Of Days 14.Terminator
 15.Last Action Hero