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Reatards / Bedroom Disasters
Album:Bedroom Disasters Collection:General
Artist:Reatards Added:Jan 2005
Label:Empty Records 

A-File Activity
Add Date:2005-03-06 Pull Date:2005-05-08 Charts:Loud
Week Ending:May 8Apr 24Apr 17Apr 3Mar 20Mar 13

 Recent Airplay
1.Jul 26, 2007:Fiction Romance
Listen to My Heart
4.Jan 14, 2006:Hangtime
No Turning Back
2.Sep 09, 2006:Bloodstains Across Atherton
I Was a Fool
5.Nov 09, 2005:Epic Soundtracks
3.Jul 29, 2006:On The Warpath
Looking for Danger
6.Jul 23, 2005:Bloodstains Across Atherton
Im Telling You, Private Affair

Album Review
Ragnar of Ravensfjord
Reviewed 2005-06-08 
The Reatards are the teenage garage/trash punk band of Jay from Lost Sounds from ‘96-’99. Garage with a capital G! Fucked up, lo-fi, spiteful, and rippin’- The way outta it be!
((((1)))) Mummies cover (or trad. garage tune?). Killer , snarling vocals, sharp as a knife riffs.
((((2)))) Stoopid (not stupid) teen-spaz punk. The Misfits & Germs on a sugar OD. (FCC “fuck” 0:45)
(((((3))))) Ramones cover. Heartbroken but unbeatable in spirit. Genius.
((((4)))) “Growin' up all wrong” punk rawness. Like a lost gem from ‘78.
(((((5)))) Damaged vocals (Darby Crash Jr. ?), fun & fucked up.
(FCC “fuckin” 0:44)
((((6)))) Rockinly, retardly simple in the best way possible.
(((7))) Angry Samoans-like melodic punker.
((((8)))) Bedroom recording, bucket drums, über-raw & mucho PUNK!
(((9))) Late 70’s US punk by way of r n’r basics.
((((10)))) Their “Gloria”. Super simple garage ripper. (FCC “Fuck” 0:31, 0:58)
((((11))))) Nabs a bits of “Dead Boys’ Sonic Reducer” & The Misfits “Horror Business”. (FCC: “suck my dick” 1:10-1:11)
((((12)))) Real basic punk n’ roll, lo-fi maximus!
(((13))) Fuzzed garage, Cramps/Blues Explosion merger.
((((14)))) Wailin’ guitars, huge debt to “Sonic Reducer” (FCC “shit” 1:57)
((((15)))) Ear hammerin’, brutal garage rawk!
((((17)))) Crazy harmonics ‘ala Big Black, snarl, slop & spite. Rawkin’!
(((((18))))) Mangled vocals, strangled guitars, zero tech, 100% kill from the heart.
(((19))) Mid-paced no-fi stomper.
((((20)))) Boozey, “speed blues”/garage/punk thang.
((((21)))) Teen garage, hyper spaz overkill. Totally nuts but it’s killin’!
((((22)))) TOO MANY FCCs - AVOID! (too bad ‘cause this song rips!)

Track Listing
1.Looking for Danger 12.Private Affair
2.Tennage Hate 13.Loretta
3.Listen to My Heart 14.Runnin Free
4.I Do What I Want 15.You Aint no Fun no Mo
5.No Turning Back 16.Stupid Asshole
6.I Gotta Rock N Roll 17.No Brains
7.Lick on My Leather 18.I Was a Fool
8.Fashion Victom 19.Tell a Lie on Me
9.Dildo Darlin 20.Chuck Taylors Allstars Blues
10.Stacye 21.Im Telling You
11.Puke on You 22.Bummer Bitch