Reatards / Bedroom Disasters
Album: Bedroom Disasters   Collection:General
Artist:Reatards   Added:Jan 2005
Label:Empty Records  

A-File Activity
Add Date: 2005-03-06 Pull Date: 2005-05-08 Charts: Loud
Week Ending: May 8 Apr 24 Apr 17 Apr 3 Mar 20 Mar 13
Airplays: 1 3 2 2 4 4

Recent Airplay
1. Jul 26, 2007: Fiction Romance
Listen to My Heart
4. Jan 14, 2006: Hangtime
No Turning Back
2. Sep 09, 2006: Bloodstains Across Atherton
I Was a Fool
5. Nov 09, 2005: Epic Soundtracks
Loretta
3. Jul 29, 2006: On The Warpath
Looking for Danger
6. Jul 23, 2005: Bloodstains Across Atherton
Im Telling You, Private Affair

Album Review
Ragnar of Ravensfjord
Reviewed 2005-06-08
The Reatards are the teenage garage/trash punk band of Jay from Lost Sounds from ‘96-’99. Garage with a capital G! Fucked up, lo-fi, spiteful, and rippin’- The way outta it be!
((((1)))) Mummies cover (or trad. garage tune?). Killer , snarling vocals, sharp as a knife riffs.
((((2)))) Stoopid (not stupid) teen-spaz punk. The Misfits & Germs on a sugar OD. (FCC “fuck” 0:45)
(((((3))))) Ramones cover. Heartbroken but unbeatable in spirit. Genius.
((((4)))) “Growin' up all wrong” punk rawness. Like a lost gem from ‘78.
(((((5)))) Damaged vocals (Darby Crash Jr. ?), fun & fucked up.
(FCC “fuckin” 0:44)
((((6)))) Rockinly, retardly simple in the best way possible.
(((7))) Angry Samoans-like melodic punker.
((((8)))) Bedroom recording, bucket drums, über-raw & mucho PUNK!
(((9))) Late 70’s US punk by way of r n’r basics.
((((10)))) Their “Gloria”. Super simple garage ripper. (FCC “Fuck” 0:31, 0:58)
((((11))))) Nabs a bits of “Dead Boys’ Sonic Reducer” & The Misfits “Horror Business”. (FCC: “suck my dick” 1:10-1:11)
((((12)))) Real basic punk n’ roll, lo-fi maximus!
(((13))) Fuzzed garage, Cramps/Blues Explosion merger.
((((14)))) Wailin’ guitars, huge debt to “Sonic Reducer” (FCC “shit” 1:57)
((((15)))) Ear hammerin’, brutal garage rawk!
(16) FCCs ALL OVER! AVOID!
((((17)))) Crazy harmonics ‘ala Big Black, snarl, slop & spite. Rawkin’!
(((((18))))) Mangled vocals, strangled guitars, zero tech, 100% kill from the heart.
(((19))) Mid-paced no-fi stomper.
((((20)))) Boozey, “speed blues”/garage/punk thang.
((((21)))) Teen garage, hyper spaz overkill. Totally nuts but it’s killin’!
((((22)))) TOO MANY FCCs - AVOID! (too bad ‘cause this song rips!)

Track Listing
1. Looking for Danger   12. Private Affair
2. Tennage Hate   13. Loretta
3. Listen to My Heart   14. Runnin Free
4. I Do What I Want   15. You Aint no Fun no Mo
5. No Turning Back   16. Stupid Asshole
6. I Gotta Rock N Roll   17. No Brains
7. Lick on My Leather   18. I Was a Fool
8. Fashion Victom   19. Tell a Lie on Me
9. Dildo Darlin   20. Chuck Taylors Allstars Blues
10. Stacye   21. Im Telling You
11. Puke on You   22. Bummer Bitch