Feelin Kinda Patton

Comedy | Jan 2005

Reviews

Your Imaginary Friend
Reviewed 2005-02-03
From the school of David Cross and Bill Hicks, irreverent social commentary and butt kicking stand-up comedy. (In fact, he came pretty close to over shadowing Cross when he opened for him at Cobbs in January of 2004.) This is a promo version of the 2 cd disc set available in stores. Disc one is an edited version, the two discs distilled into one. The editing renders the performance rather rambling and without spontaneity, but it doesn’t matter as only two tracks are radio friendly (6, 23). The other disc is a clean edit provided for radio. Great stuff!!

Disc 1 (unedited disc, note, FCC WARNING:DO NOT PLAY ANY TRACKS FROM THIS BESIDES THESE TWO):
6) America is a trust fund retarded kid
23) Alvin and the chipmunks slowed down to satan speed

Disc 2 (radio clean):
1) 80’s metal: “if you were into 80’s metal you’re gay!
2) TiVO: “TiVo is like a watching a child grow, without all the sh**ing in its pants and stabbing you in your sleep when it turns 16”
3) “I’ve become suburban”, crazies in the city
4) Steak: “I enjoy steak so much because I hate hippies so much… every time you eat a steak a hippie’s hacky-sack goes down the gutter”, Black Angus “gauntlet of angry food”

Recent airplay

80'S Metal
MeowMar 18, 2014
80'S Metal
Meow After MidnightDec 12, 2012
The Sadness Begins
Brownian MotionJul 18, 2012
A Man Shaves His Balls
On The WarpathAug 14, 2010
The Sadness Begins
OrangeasmMar 06, 2009
My Christmas Memory
Mmmm...Tastes Like XmasDec 16, 2008

Charting

2005-02-13 — 2005-04-17
Week EndingAirplays
Apr 10 3
Apr 3 2
Mar 20 3
Mar 13 1
Mar 6 2
Feb 27 4
Feb 20 2

Track listing

1. The Sadness Begins
2. A Man Shaves His Balls
3. Facts About Midgets
4. How We Won the War
5. When You Buy a Humvee
6. America, the Retarded Trust
7. A Blowjob Behind the Tilt
8. Come on Apocalyps
9. Your Moment of Irony
10. We're Here We're Queer
11. The Gay Pride Parade
12. The Winning Team
13. Two More Sips
14. Liquor Everywhere
15. The Worlds Most Amazing Fatr
16. I Hate Hippies
17. 80'S Metal
18. The Poetry of Pornography
19. Steak
20. A Brief History of Shitty Cy
21. Toronto Open Mic
22. Tivo!
23. My Christmas Memory
24. Stella D'doro