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Oswalt, Patton / Feelin Kinda Patton
Album:Feelin Kinda Patton Collection:Comedy
Artist:Oswalt, Patton Added:Jan 2005
Label:United Musicians 

A-File Activity
Add Date:2005-02-13 Pull Date:2005-04-17 
Week Ending:Apr 10Apr 3Mar 20Mar 13Mar 6Feb 27Feb 20

 Recent Airplay
1.Mar 18, 2014:Meow
80'S Metal
4.Aug 14, 2010:On The Warpath
A Man Shaves His Balls
2.Dec 12, 2012:Meow After Midnight
80'S Metal
5.Mar 06, 2009:Orangeasm
The Sadness Begins
3.Jul 18, 2012:Brownian Motion
The Sadness Begins
6.Dec 16, 2008:Mmmm...Tastes Like Xmas
My Christmas Memory

Album Review
Your Imaginary Friend
Reviewed 2005-02-03 
From the school of David Cross and Bill Hicks, irreverent social commentary and butt kicking stand-up comedy. (In fact, he came pretty close to over shadowing Cross when he opened for him at Cobbs in January of 2004.) This is a promo version of the 2 cd disc set available in stores. Disc one is an edited version, the two discs distilled into one. The editing renders the performance rather rambling and without spontaneity, but it doesn’t matter as only two tracks are radio friendly (6, 23). The other disc is a clean edit provided for radio. Great stuff!!

6) America is a trust fund retarded kid
23) Alvin and the chipmunks slowed down to satan speed

Disc 2 (radio clean):
1) 80’s metal: “if you were into 80’s metal you’re gay!
2) TiVO: “TiVo is like a watching a child grow, without all the sh**ing in its pants and stabbing you in your sleep when it turns 16”
3) “I’ve become suburban”, crazies in the city
4) Steak: “I enjoy steak so much because I hate hippies so much… every time you eat a steak a hippie’s hacky-sack goes down the gutter”, Black Angus “gauntlet of angry food”

Track Listing
1.The Sadness Begins 13.Two More Sips
2.A Man Shaves His Balls 14.Liquor Everywhere
3.Facts About Midgets 15.The Worlds Most Amazing Fatr
4.How We Won the War 16.I Hate Hippies
5.When You Buy a Humvee 17.80'S Metal
6.America, the Retarded Trust 18.The Poetry of Pornography
7.A Blowjob Behind the Tilt 19.Steak
8.Come on Apocalyps 20.A Brief History of Shitty Cy
9.Your Moment of Irony 21.Toronto Open Mic
10.We're Here We're Queer 22.Tivo!
11.The Gay Pride Parade 23.My Christmas Memory
12.The Winning Team 24.Stella D'doro