Yuppie Pricks, the / Brokers Banquet
Album: Brokers Banquet   Collection:General
Artist:Yuppie Pricks, the   Added:Feb 2005
Label:Alternative Tentacles Records  

A-File Activity
Add Date: 2005-04-03 Pull Date: 2005-06-05 Charts: Loud
Week Ending: Jun 5 May 29 May 22 May 15 May 8 May 1 Apr 10
Airplays: 1 1 1 2 1 1 1

Recent Airplay
1. Jun 04, 2005: Brownian Mega-Hurts
Hummer in My Hummer
4. May 12, 2005: Bloodstains Across Atherton
Black Tuesday
2. May 24, 2005: Multiple Personality Disorder
Coke Party
5. May 10, 2005: Multiple Personality Disorder
Coke Party
3. May 19, 2005: Bloodstains Across Atherton
Black Tuesday
6. May 03, 2005: Multiple Personality Disorder
Hummer in My Hummer

Album Review
Ragnar of Ravensfjord
Reviewed 2005-06-07


The Yuppie Pricks - Brokers Banquet (Alternative Tentacles) Yuppie Pricks? Yeah you know of ‘em, worked for them, worked with them, and flipped the bird at ‘em. Oh the BAND Yuppie Pricks? Rip roarin’ punk n’ roll with a strong influence from the Dijits and the DKs - so much so you’d swear it’s Jello 99% of the time. Some hi-larious lyrics, too.
(((((1))))) Silly knock-off on “We Will Rock You” then total DKs/Dijitis worship.
((((2)))) Are you SURE this isn’t Jello? Hi-energy punk n’ roll. (FCC “fucking” 3 times)
((((3)))) Super DKs inspiried sound. A serious slap at Gov. Ah-nuuld
((((4)))) The unofficial theme song of downtown Palo Alto (or Atherton swingers) FCC “fuck” 3 times)
((5)) Loud, mid-paced but waaay too redundant.
(((6))) TOO MANY FCC AVOID!
((7)) Standard hard rock flavor
(((8))) TOO MANY FCCS AVOID!
((((9)))) Up tempo super Dijitis sounding rocker.
(((10))) TOO MANY FCCs AVOID!
((((11)))) Rockin’ punk. (FCCs: “tits” & “titties” (I guess it’s a FCC since it’s on the “7 Words...” list)
(((((12))))) Fuckin’ hi-larious knock-off of the Damned’s “New Rose” but with eh...Yuppie Prick-ified lyrics. (FCCs “FUCKIN” & “FUCK” “FUCKER”)
((13)) TOO MANY FCCs - AVOID! (Though it’s a funny Yuppie rap tune with Jello playing G.W. Bush)

Track Listing
1. Coke Party   7. Day Spa
2. Mirror Mirror   8. Boo-Fucking Hoo
3. Hummer in My Hummer   9. Black Tuesday
4. Rich Bitch   10. Paycheck
5. Gonna Die Rich   11. Prick for President
6. Cherry Red   12. New Rolls
  13. Damn It Feels Good to Be a Y