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Killwhitneydead / Never Good Enough For You
Album:Never Good Enough For You Collection:General
Artist:Killwhitneydead Added:10/2005
Label:Tribunal 

A-File Activity
Add Date:2005-12-04 Pull Date:2006-02-05 Charts:Loud
Week Ending:22 Jan8 Jan25 Dec18 Dec
Airplays:1111

 Recent Airplay
1.Aug 17, 2006:Cognitive Overload
I Didn't Know "I Love You" Came With A Knife In The Back
4.Jan 02, 2006:Scatterbrain
You Will Get Exactly What You Deserve (And Not One Bullet Less)
2.Jan 28, 2006:to heavy for titanium
Where There's Smoke
5.Dec 21, 2005:Brownian Motion - Now With Bloodstains
I Didn't Know "I Love You" Came With A Knife In The Back
3.Jan 18, 2006:Brownian Motion
I Didn't Know "I Love You" Came With A Knife In The Back
6.Dec 14, 2005:Eels in the Loo
Broken Hearts Don't Hurt Hurt As Muhc As Broken Bones

Album Review
Ragnar of Ravensfjord
Reviewed 2005-11-20 
Pummelling death metal/metalcore with a overwrought penchant for movie & “Family Guy” samples. Some kind of “concept record” that’s filled with malice towards an ex-lover though often creepily bordering on whether they’re just channelling the ideas behind such sick people or they’re actually like that. Think: Soilent Green, Pig Destroyer but annoying indecisive as to whether they want to make music or sample art.

(((1))) TOO MANY FCCS – AVOID!
((((2))))) Killer, varied, zig-zagging tempoed intensity death metal & some OK metalcore
(((3))) (FCC “fucking dead” repeated twice in 2nd sample). Creepy, thrashy to ud-jud D.M.
((4)) So-so melodic death metal/core, interrupted too often by samples. (FCC “what the fuck?” in 3rd sample)
((5)) Fast & blazing divided up by samples then slow & chuggin’ (FCC “motherfucker” in song)
(6) Wailing guitars, chug-chug on the E chord standard modern death metal (FCC “fuck off” in sample at end)
(((7))) Nice stop/starts mixed with sample but get yer asses to a SONG already! Now…pummeling death metal with tight guitar work & tempo shifts.
(FCC in sample “fucking hate you…”)
((8)) Wanky intro, mixes jazzy chords with more E-chord chug (FCC “fucking” in 3rd sample –btw, it’s mixed in with the riff)
(((9))) Pretty solid death/thrash
(10) Funny “Family Guy” samples, stop-start tempo quickly get annoying like Nu-Meddle annoying. (FCC 4th sample: “…dead Motherfucker”)
(((11))) Harry Potter sample? Firey but redundant death-thrash with some nice riffs.
(12) AVOID TOO MANY FCCs!
((13)) Big riffing, unexpected Armored Saint-styled 80’s trad-metal? Pretty creepy, tho’ not bad.
(((14))) Scatter-shot thrash to a decent E-chord ride & nice solo. (FCC “rat fuck” in sample)
((15))) Silly samples, silly lyrics with (FCC “fucking” sung twice) a piss-take on ‘Priest’s “Breaking The Law”.
((16)) Slow & dull beat down (FCC “shit” sung once)
(((17))) Nice & fast gallop-y riffing but again they get too skitsophrenic with the samples then totally change it to where it sounds like a new song. (FCC “motherfucker” in sample)

Track Listing
1.Where There's Smoke 9.You Will Get Exactly What You Deserve (And Not One Bullet Less)
2.I Didn't Know "I Love You" Came With A Knife In The Back 10.Forgiveness Isn't As Much Fun As Holding A Grudge
3.Duct Tape & Death Threats 11.Broken Hearts Don't Hurt Hurt As Muhc As Broken Bones
4.The Fine & Subtleart Of Deception 12.Bitterness Is A Beautiful Thing
5.I Already Have Enough Friends (Take Two) 13.She Didn't Look Like She Had A Disease
6.Like You Didn't Hear Me The First Time 14.Who Siad Alcohol & Handguns Don't Go Great Together?
7.Live Is Like A Mouth Full Of Broken Glass 15.It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself
8.You Like Knife Play? I Love Knife Play 16.Revenge (My Part Time Lover)
 17.Nothing Says "Party" Like Her Head On A Stick