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Biafra, Jello With The Melvins / Sieg Howdy!
Album:Sieg Howdy! Collection:General
Artist:Biafra, Jello With The Melvins Added:10/2005
Label:Alternative Tentacles Records 

A-File Activity
Add Date:2005-11-13 Pull Date:2006-01-15 Charts:Loud
Week Ending:15 Jan8 Jan1 Jan25 Dec18 Dec11 Dec4 Dec27 Nov
Airplays:22312456

 Recent Airplay
1.Apr 30, 2006:Multiple Personality Disorder
Halo Of Lies
4.Jan 16, 2006:Knifefish Happy Hour
Wholly Bun Bull
2.Feb 13, 2006:banana in the middle 1.4
Caped Crusader
5.Jan 10, 2006:Crunchy Lunch
Caped Crusader
3.Jan 26, 2006:Multiple Personality Disorder
The Lighter Side Of Global Terrorism
6.Jan 09, 2006:asymptotic freedom
Kali-Fornia Uber Alles 21st Century

Album Review
Your Imaginary Friend
Reviewed 2005-11-04 
The match made in heaven returns for a follow up record to last years. More of Jello’s smart lyrics and inimitable style and Melvin’s version of hardcore metalisms (sans sludge, this shit tears you a new asshole). Its hard to not direct you straight to the updated version of California Uber Alles (“Kali-fornia Uber Alles”). Gone are the dated Jerry Brown references, replaced by Governator and Homeland Security. The track that follows is produced by expermimental hip-hopster Dalek and it shows. If you have any doubts just go there instead. This is some seriously sick stuff.

1) lots of “parts”, changes, exploiting lots of “epic rock” chordisms and riffs, a near rock opera worthy of its originator, one mr Alice Cooper
2) unrepentant hardcore heavy rock, chugging away and taking no prisoners, last 5 minutes is just a full on jam
3) FCC: wall of sound about having fucked up parents then fucking up yourself, the single “fuck-up” is easily editable if you follow the lyric sheet
4) DKs pace and feel, ironic song about punk re-unions, revivalism and the DK’s touring with a different singer
5) song about photoshopping and how the media can fake any image, anything
6) brief hard rocker
7) Updated version of California Uber Alles, Schwarzenegger refs, live and all, kicks some serious ass
8) Wow! Dalek’s production smears this one with KY and fucks you with it slowly but quite effectively
9) Al Jourgenson produces this one that has a surprisingly refreshing pop feel and for the first time the vocals are really audible
10) 70’s cock rock riffage, good lyrics about religious martyrs from Ashcroft to Al Qaida to Japanese subway gassers

Track Listing
1.Halo Of Lies 6.Voted Off The Island
2.The Lighter Side Of Global Terrorism 7.Kali-Fornia Uber Alles 21st Century
3.Lessons In What Not To Become 8.Dawn Of The Locusts
4.Those Dumb Punk Kids (Will Buy Anything) 9.Enchanted Thoughtfist
5.Wholly Bun Bull 10.Caped Crusader