Instant Asshole / Straight Edge Failure
Album:Straight Edge Failure Collection:General
Artist:Instant Asshole Added:Mar 2006

A-File Activity
Add Date:2006-05-28 Pull Date:2006-07-30 Charts:Loud
Week Ending:Jul 30Jul 23Jul 16Jul 9Jun 25Jun 18Jun 11Jun 4

Recent Airplay
1.Aug 25, 2010:public noize racket
Secret Wino Headquarters
4.May 10, 2008:Cumstains Across Bloodstains
2.Dec 12, 2009:Scatterbrain Radio (feat. La Plebe LIVE!)
Fucked Up Face
5.Apr 02, 2008:Baptism of Solitude
3.May 17, 2008:Scatterbrain Radio
Instant Asshole
6.Mar 15, 2008:Scatterbrain Radio

Album Review
Reviewed 2006-05-29 
Bay Area hardcore punk band. This sounds like 80s hardcore without sounding like retro-worship. It’s fast, silly/serious, and raw but tight. John the Baker of Burnt Ramen fame sings, songs are short (the longest is 1:37) and the bay area sound is obvious. Think the DKs, MDC, and DRI.
1. Speedy MDC sound.
2. FCC.
**3. FCC. Great raw anti-war track but the chorus says Make Fuck over and over.
4. Bass intro, slower raw with some nice screaming. A few fucks.
5. Short, stop-start, gruff vocals.
**6. Reminds me of the Dead Kennedys with a slight surf guitar sound and whining vocals.
7. FCC Catchy with a couple “fuck you”s
8. Raw punk track about road rage.
**9. Classic MDC/DRI sound. Old school repeated lines. Spoken section in the middle…ah this rips.
10. FCC Silly silly.
**11. Slower with a like DKs sound about someone who starts killing because of satan.
12. FCC Quick with vocals way up front and again reminds me a lot of MDC and the DKs. Slow breakdown. Crap…a few bull shits and shut the fuck ups.
13. Quick spoken parts and speedy DKs guitar sound.
**14. Raw, slight Black Flag sound.
**15. Speeds up as the song goes along.
16. Live and catchy.
17. Intro to Slayer’s Black Magic for 23 seconds that fades out.
Great!!!! One of the best hardcore records I’ve heard in a while. -mph

Track Listing
1.7th Heaven 9.Instant Asshole
2.Our Time 10.Fucked Up Face
3.M.F.B.W. 11.Satan
4.Problems 12.Motormouth
5.Ate My Rent 13.The Final Straw
6.Straight Edge Failure 14.Secret Wino Headquarters
7.The Pit 15.Escape
8.Road Rage 16.I.A.S.