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Cretin / Freakery
Album:Freakery Collection:General
Artist:Cretin Added:05/2006
Label:Relapse Records 

A-File Activity
Add Date:2006-06-04 Pull Date:2006-08-06 Charts:Loud
Week Ending:6 Aug23 Jul16 Jul9 Jul2 Jul18 Jun11 Jun
Airplays:1232121

Recent Airplay
1.Thu, 22 Oct 15:Jessica Rylan
What was scene?
4.Sat, 03 Apr 10:Ragnar of Ravensfjord
Bloodstains Across Atherton-Billy Idol in the Muzak?
2.Wed, 02 Jun 10:bobbi
public noize racket
5.Tue, 01 Aug 06:metal dude
to heavy for titanium
3.Wed, 07 Apr 10:bobbi
public noize racket
6.Thu, 20 Jul 06:mike
Baptism of Solitude

Album Review
Ragnar of Ravensfjord
Reviewed 2006-07-08 
Ripping grindcore/ur-death metal done “ye olde fashioned way” ‘ala Repulsion, early Pungent Stench & Filthy Christians. Super aggressive & fast with surprisingly audible vocals and a twisted lyrics dealing with the freak-show aspects of human nature. Features members of Exhumed, Citizen & Dekapitator. Killer stuff all the way through!
(((((1))))) Absolutely explosive bulldozing grind.
(((((2))))) Dirty vocal sound, guttural overall vibe crazy lyrics about someone going apeshit with a tazer.
(((((((3)))))) O.T.T. ultra-thrashin’ punkified ur-death metal. Great stop/starts.
((((((4))))) Tsunami attack of blast beats, fast riffs and …. You the drill. Arrrrrgggh! (FCC “tit”?)
((((((5)))))) Ultra—aggressive & unrelenting with short but insane solo.
((((((6))))) Low-end riffing that’ll knock you on your ass. Remember: this song is about male chickens.
(((((7)))))) Carcass-y, grimey guitar tone, straight-ahead punkish attack.
(((((8))))) D-beat hardcore by way of full-scale ultra-thrash & grind attack. Silly & sick lyrics. Funny chorus.
(((((9))))) Awesome, catchy fast as fuck riffing.
((((((10))))) In a word: Eeerrryuuuuhh!!! Or more words: Totallly moshable & thrashable.
((((((11)))))) So bruuuuuuutal it’s not even funny! Overpowering mix of grind/death & excessive speed with breaking into a million pieces.
(((((12)))) Nice thick tone, batters along nicely.
((((((13))))) 5-6 note riff, stabbing bass charge (FCC “fuck” sung once)
(((((14))))) Amazing guitar tone & varartion of speed & intensity & lots of dive-bomber solos.
(((((((15)))))) Incredible mix of nasty hardcore & metal like Repulsion, Poison Idea & Venom in a barbed-wire match. (FCC “shit” sung once)
((((16)))) AVOID – TOO MANY FCCS!

Track Listing
1.Tooth And Claw 9.Walking A Midget
2.Tazer 10.Uncle Percy
3.Daddys Little Girl 11.Dirt Eater
4.Uni-Tit 12.Mannequin
5.Cook The Cupcake 13.A Fowl Fetish
6.Cockfight 14.Making Roadkill
7.Object Of Utility 15.The Yawning God
8.Creppy Cralies 16.Profane