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Kitten On The Keys / Salty Meat Girl
Album:Salty Meat Girl Collection:General
Artist:Kitten On The Keys Added:07/2007
Label:Rugburn Records 

A-File Activity
Add Date:2007-07-15 Pull Date:2007-09-16 
Week Ending:26 Aug19 Aug12 Aug5 Aug29 Jul22 Jul

 Recent Airplay
1.Nov 11, 2007:Rorschach's Dance
Geriatric Punk Rock Boyfriend
4.Aug 19, 2007:Transmission Overload
Pope Mobile
2.Aug 23, 2007:Emphysema For Emphasis
Pope Mobile
5.Aug 14, 2007:Noon Jam
Hot Nut Swing
3.Aug 22, 2007:Dig this folks: Dr Furious
Betty Boop
6.Aug 08, 2007:Where the Girls Are

Album Review
Turds McCloskey
Reviewed 2007-07-11 
Rude, lighthearted burlesque/musical numbers for today. Very corny, very blue. She also covers old songs whose lyrics eg "pussy" are now rife with sexual meaning. Double entendres abound. Picks 5,13,2,10,17

1-(1:47) Straight rendition of Betty Boop song. Piano & Vox.
*2-(1:59) Novelty. "Geriatric Punk Rock Boyfriend" FCC? "giving head"
3-(2:13) Gentle old novelty tune.
4-(3:10) bluesy.
*5-(2:13) slow, sad, cheesy piano. Great.
"The popemobile is slowin down"
6-(2:29) Ukulele, piano.
7-(2:36) Dead Kennedys cover. Really cheap drum machine. Lyrics are spoken/sung matter of factly. lotsa FCC "fucks"
8-(3:33) Fairly straight version of a standard (kinda out of tune)
9-(1:15) Keyboard calliope. Gentle circus music. Instr.
*10-(2:15) Talking in the beginning. Faithful rendtion.
11-(3:06) A song done as an SPCA dog brat. FCC? dog sex? I think it's fine....but questionable.
12-(2:37) Serious rendition of Jacque Brel's Amsterdamn.
*13-(3:22) "I Wanna Be Like Liberace". Nice "inspirational" feel you'd hear on South Park.
14-(3:14) Traditional song that includes the lyrics "wet, sore, hot, bald pussy" FCC? you decide. Hip hop interlude.
15-(1:45) Faithful rendition of "I like bananas (because they have no bones".
16-(2:36) An old hokey ode to SF.
*17-(3:37) Dirty BDSM tinged sex song. Speeds up to the end.

Track Listing
1.Betty Boop 9.Circus Song
2.Geriatric Punk Rock Boyfriend 10.I Want To Be Bad
3.My Dog Loves Your Dog 11.Peta Puta
4.Salty Meat Girl Blues 12.Amsterdam
5.Pope Mobile 13.I Wanna Be Like Liberace
6.Hot Nut Swing 14.The Pussycat Song
7.Too Drunk Too Fuck 15.I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones)
8.Mister Deep Blue Sea 16.It's Terrific (When I Get Hot)
 17.Leather Daddy