Kitten On The Keys / Salty Meat Girl
Album: Salty Meat Girl   Collection:General
Artist:Kitten On The Keys   Added:Jul 2007
Label:Rugburn Records  

A-File Activity
Add Date: 2007-07-15 Pull Date: 2007-09-16
Week Ending: Aug 26 Aug 19 Aug 12 Aug 5 Jul 29 Jul 22
Airplays: 3 1 1 2 1 1

Recent Airplay
1. Nov 11, 2007: Rorschach's Dance
Geriatric Punk Rock Boyfriend
4. Aug 19, 2007: Transmission Overload
Pope Mobile
2. Aug 23, 2007: Emphysema For Emphasis
Pope Mobile
5. Aug 14, 2007: Noon Jam
Hot Nut Swing
3. Aug 22, 2007: Dig this folks: Dr Furious
Betty Boop
6. Aug 08, 2007: Where the Girls Are
Amsterdam

Album Review
Turds McCloskey
Reviewed 2007-07-11
Rude, lighthearted burlesque/musical numbers for today. Very corny, very blue. She also covers old songs whose lyrics eg "pussy" are now rife with sexual meaning. Double entendres abound. Picks 5,13,2,10,17

1-(1:47) Straight rendition of Betty Boop song. Piano & Vox.
*2-(1:59) Novelty. "Geriatric Punk Rock Boyfriend" FCC? "giving head"
3-(2:13) Gentle old novelty tune.
4-(3:10) bluesy.
*5-(2:13) slow, sad, cheesy piano. Great.
"The popemobile is slowin down"
6-(2:29) Ukulele, piano.
7-(2:36) Dead Kennedys cover. Really cheap drum machine. Lyrics are spoken/sung matter of factly. lotsa FCC "fucks"
8-(3:33) Fairly straight version of a standard (kinda out of tune)
9-(1:15) Keyboard calliope. Gentle circus music. Instr.
*10-(2:15) Talking in the beginning. Faithful rendtion.
11-(3:06) A song done as an SPCA dog brat. FCC? dog sex? I think it's fine....but questionable.
12-(2:37) Serious rendition of Jacque Brel's Amsterdamn.
*13-(3:22) "I Wanna Be Like Liberace". Nice "inspirational" feel you'd hear on South Park.
14-(3:14) Traditional song that includes the lyrics "wet, sore, hot, bald pussy" FCC? you decide. Hip hop interlude.
15-(1:45) Faithful rendition of "I like bananas (because they have no bones".
16-(2:36) An old hokey ode to SF.
*17-(3:37) Dirty BDSM tinged sex song. Speeds up to the end.

Track Listing
1. Betty Boop   9. Circus Song
2. Geriatric Punk Rock Boyfriend   10. I Want To Be Bad
3. My Dog Loves Your Dog   11. Peta Puta
4. Salty Meat Girl Blues   12. Amsterdam
5. Pope Mobile   13. I Wanna Be Like Liberace
6. Hot Nut Swing   14. The Pussycat Song
7. Too Drunk Too Fuck   15. I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones)
8. Mister Deep Blue Sea   16. It's Terrific (When I Get Hot)
  17. Leather Daddy