I Still Have A Pony

Stand-up comedian with distinctive dead pan delivery of brilliant, if not twisted/surreal convoluted, one liners. His stuff borders on simplistic hilarity (e.g. “Friend of mine has a trophy wife, looks like he didn’t take first place”) to twisted almost drug induced surrealism (e.g. “I came home drunk and tried opening my front door with my car key and my house started up. So I drove it around for a while.”). This Bostonian got famous in the early-mid 80’s and this is the first stuff he’s released since his debut record in 1985 (“I Have a Pony”; see the CD drawers). He’s definitely picked up right where he left off.

1) intro/applause, baby jokes, foreign languages, jesus/santa claus’ birthday, FCC “Shit” ~30 seconds remaining
2 “opposite of restraining order”- girlfriend jokes, HDADD/Ritalin, my dog has a website (“naked cats”)
3) convoluted story about soup, going to the grocery store for milk, trys to rent his own dream at the vid store
4) “answers to everyday questions”, new camera, quick FCC at ~1:32 remaining, pilot waited 45 minutes to pull out of his driveway, Bullemians
5) song: written in the person of a demented 3 year old Wright
6) FCC @ 2:10 “no, so my shit would be white”, lots of convoluted one liners, “addicted to placebos”
7) monopoly, trophy wife joke (!), movie jokes
8) hitchhiker joke right off (!!), paranoid retriever, magic glass of water
9) planetarium baseball team, “girl next door”, “first time I was in love (!!)
10) grandfather jokes, broken glass and bandaids etc, musical electric chairs, the best dream analysis ever
11) grocery store jokes
12) another song, amazing start, then you can barely hear the words, that’s the joke, then the dog with 2 vaginas names “snatches”
13) best intro to a song EVER, song about friends being killed in freaky manners