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Nessie And Her Beard / Bold/Hard
Album:Bold/Hard Collection:General
Artist:Nessie And Her Beard Added:Apr 2008
Label:Orchestral Color 

A-File Activity
Add Date:2008-05-18 Pull Date:2008-07-20 Charts:Classical/Experimental
Week Ending:Jul 20Jul 13Jun 29Jun 22Jun 15Jun 1May 25

 Recent Airplay
1.Nov 27, 2010:Music Casserole
4.Jun 25, 2008:Brownian Motion
2.Jul 13, 2008:Mmm... Tastes Like Candy...
5.Jun 16, 2008:Emphysema For Emphasis
Tiger! Tiger!
3.Jul 09, 2008:Brownian Motion
6.Jun 16, 2008:Now's the time

Album Review
Your Imaginary Friend
Reviewed 2008-04-22 
Fucked up synth pop. How else to describe this? “Electroclash” died a quick death (thank you goD!) leaving this? No, this is original, just people misusing recording devices, synths, cheap mics and the abundant talent that exists in anyone under the age of 30 who hasn’t been fucked up the ass by society (yet, that is…). For fans of not being not sick and tired of the same old crap, for those who find a certain pleasure seeing the destitute panhandling from the guilt-ridden wealthy patrons of Tartine, and for people who eat their boogers (admit it, loser). This music reminds me of making an absolute bodily-fluid mess with my 24 year old shaved-head girlfriend on an 107 degree August afternoon in Tucson with no air conditioning/cooler.

1) rhythmic electro, noisey
2) mashed up electronoise with strange vocals
3) almost droney, melodies and weirdness
4) sparser, like a synth pop song recorded from another room with tons of distortion
5) slow beat, creepy
6) even more sparse, with test tones thrown in, a mish mash of bizarreness that isn’t hard on the ears
7) tinkling, chiming bells, like being in Tibet on about 1500 micrograms of pure LSD
8) wow, minimal strangeness
9) this one has a pulse, a driving quality and really cool stereo hard-pans and a sick melody
10) minimal near-toy pop with loud sounds thrown in
11) droney almost ambient musical drone, really cool way to “ooohhhmmm” your way down from those 1500 mics

Track Listing
1.Bold 6.Ghost Future Feat
2.Moonfuck 7.Tiger! Tiger!
3.Zootwo 8.Liana
4.Johnny Muhammad 9.Labella
5.Phaeton Pigeon 10.Pretty Very Removed Song