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Agoraphobic Nosebleed / Agorapocalypse
Album:Agorapocalypse Collection:General
Artist:Agoraphobic Nosebleed Added:05/2009
Label:Relapse Records 

A-File Activity
Add Date:2009-05-31 Pull Date:2009-08-02 Charts:Loud
Week Ending:5 Jul28 Jun21 Jun7 Jun
Airplays:1212

 Recent Airplay
1.Apr 19, 2016:does radio suck?
Trauma Queen
4.Aug 25, 2010:public noize racket
Timelord One (Loneliness Of The Long Distance Drug Runner)
2.Jul 23, 2015:What was scene?
Agorapocalypse Now
5.Jul 04, 2009:Bloodstains Across Atherton-4th of the Storms
Moral Distortion
3.Dec 22, 2011:graveyard shift of mayhem
Moral Distortion
6.Jun 27, 2009:Bloodstains Across Atherton-The Don Knotts Hour (then the Charles N. Reily Hour)
Hung From The Rising Sun

Album Review
Ragnar of Ravensfjord
Reviewed 2009-05-27 
Crazy mid of thrashy grind and ultra-fast hardcore with an absurdist yet funny and sarcastic lyrical stance. No more of the usual :30 & under tunes – these are all rockin’ the fuck out songs that are fierce and crushing. The other plus is the addition of Kat (from doomers, Salome) who does a lot of the vocals. A mix of Cryptic Slaughter, Kylesa & Pig Destroyer (natch, since PD’s Scott Hull’s ANb’s guitarist). Mostly awesome.

(((((1))))) Fast & raging with a killer guitar riffs, bass.
(((((2))))) Amazing dual vocals, divebombers, nice “controlled chaos” structure.
((((3))))) TOO MANY FCCS-AVOID!
((((((4)))))) (FCC “cunts” sung once). Ultra-fast, ultra-thrashy, and anhillating screamed out vocals from Kat.
(((((5))))) Way big on the low end. Late 80’s crossover/ultra-core thing like Cryptic Slaughter mixed with Kylesa. More awesome dual vocals.
((((6)))) (FCC “Fucking” sung once). Rhythmic, riffy, more screamy vocals, then blinding blast beats. “South of Heaven” Slayer-ish breakdown.
((((7))))) (FCCs” suckin’ dick”, “shit” sung twice) Extremely riffy & straight up rockin’ with a drum solo (!?). Very funny lyrics.
(((((8))))) Mid-pace jud-judding, heavy & jagged.
Bonus points for the B-hole Surfers, VoiVod & Deicide refs).
((((9)))) Bassy, percussive & thudding, screamy vs. growly vocals. Slow fade out @ the end.
(((10))) (FCC “fucking” and “fucks” sung once). Mid-paced, shouted & guttural vocals.
(((11))) TOO MANY FCCs – AVOID!
((((12)))) (FCC’s – “Fuck” twice that’s audible) Fast & ripping grind & with ton of bass and clanging cymbals.
(((((13))))) (FCC “fuckin’” “fuck” twice) Slaytanic grind madness. Crazy lyrics that read like they’re written by a Miami druglord. Fades out @ the end.

Track Listing
1.Agorapocalypse Now 7.Question Of Intergrity
2.Timelord One (Loneliness Of The Long Distance Drug Runner) 8.Timelord Two (Paradoxical Reaction)
3.Dick To Mouth Resuscitation 9.Trauma Queen
4.Moral Distortion 10.White On White Crime
5.Hung From The Rising Sun 11.Druggernaut Jug Fuck
6.First National Stem Cell And Clone 12.Ex-Cop
 13.Flamingo Snuff