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A Faulty Chromosome / Craving To Be Coddled So We Feel Fake-Safe
Album:Craving To Be Coddled So We Feel Fake-Safe Collection:General
Artist:A Faulty Chromosome Added:03/2010
Label:Yelping Hill Records 

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Add Date:2010-03-07 Pull Date:2010-05-09 
Week Ending:9 May25 Apr18 Apr11 Apr4 Apr28 Mar21 Mar14 Mar
Airplays:11233335

 Recent Airplay
1.May 02, 2010:poetry in parlando
Little Miracles
4.Apr 14, 2010:Lyric Ballads/Spider Rave
Tippy-Toes
2.Apr 21, 2010:Brownian Motion
Our Poor Boorish Head
5.Apr 09, 2010:The Knife
(Growing Children Need Food)
3.Apr 14, 2010:Brownian Motion
(Growing Children Need Food)
6.Apr 07, 2010:Beatnik Bourgeoisie
Scoffers Vs Beasts, (Growing Children Need Food)

Album Review
DJ PJs
Reviewed 2010-08-26 
A Faulty Chromosome/ Craving to be coddled so we feel fake-safe ‘cause we can’t quite coalesce and fix this mess they made…

Fucking Great. Upbeat crazed pop with weird noises, off-putting elements and everything in-between. Enjoy. They share a guitarist with KK Rampage. While trying to dig up information on the artist all I could find was this: “just a fresh, young turk with a bathtub full of optimism who hopes that maybe music can mean something more than trying to comb your hair in a way that will sell records.” ALL FCC CLEAN, all great they transition well too!! Try 1, 6, 7, 8&9, 10, 11, 14

1.*** noises and talking and varying volumes = awesome 2. surprisingly pop-y and upbeat, pretty, kazoos, and mumbles semi-crazed 3. upbeat and rushed vocals off-kilter beats ends with crazy thudding/thumping who knows 4. sounds like a silly-putty dream with a computer with a grumbly hungry stomach at first, then upbeat 5. quieter at first large bubbles, to catchy upbeat quirky pop, trilly high pitched synth 6. *** awesome short track sounds like burping beat boxing and toads with voices 7.***bird chirping synth, then to mid-tempo pop song jangly noises, off kilter, off-putting pauses, crazy noise cheers, overlays at end 8.*** eating sounds, housewife talking, mid-tempo pop, jolly submarine wavering noises in background, talking and mumbles, robot computers, mom chastising child, talking at end 9. softer, sporadic spurts of loud noises, out of the soft volume, sounds like something breaking, toy laser guns 10.*** old-fashioned American voices parents and kid, over a beat, then vocals 11.*** transitions in, scratchy vinyl sounds, to noises and muted scratchy vocals 12. fast, ridiculous in your-face abrupt sounds, to more loose mellowed out foggy pop with out of tune string tones, rattling, screechy something 13. transitions in, incomprehensible talking, screaming, shakers, slower track, mellow xylophone fireworks at end 14. ****transition in, uke, raw vocals, birds, crickets, bells, mellowed out beautiful and quirky, my favorite track, animal noises, ends a little after 3 min beware!, but after 30 seconds, kid speech, great. just great! ends speech 30 seconds before end, but then 10 seconds til end nice little outro by band.

Track Listing
1.(Growing Children Need Food) 7.Little Miracles
2.Scoffers Vs Beasts 8.Picayune
3.Dancing On The Ceiling (Flailing On The Floor) 9.Wamish Piles
4.Tippy-Toes 10.Incubate'r
5.(U Stoopid) 11.Exorcise!
6.Our Poor Boorish Head 12.Groaning Like A Grown-Up
 13.What We're Made Of