Spam Avenger is back!! This time instead of pranking phone solicitors (who call him) he is calling numbers received via email spam. These are not pranks per se, where the victim didn’t ask for it. Instead, these people were begging for it (check your inbox right now for proof). Often you get the feel that they are playing along, but then you realize that they hang on the phone out of sheer profit motive, greed (or keeping their phone sales job and enjoying the ride). This shit is so twisted and messed up on so many levels it baffles scientists world-wide. He really screws with these folks, its amazing how easily he draws them in. And he never delivers the mean punchout that comes with “standard” phone pranks. Instead these “conversations” all just die a painful death. Great stuff, genius!


1) wants to make deal with email offer, trys to sell them all sorts of hilarious made-up nonsense (e.g. a car horn that’s Rodney Dangerfield real loud “no respect!”)
2) FCCs
3) the classic wiring of funds into an account, goes awry real quick, such an obvious prank yet the greed just keeps them coming, scary -SA pretends to be a cave man from “1 million BC” (!)
4) “song adaptation” of the previous CAVE MAN! Electro rock with drum and bass overtones using samples of the previous, silly, good
5) brilliant: xmas theme, sings a vague xmas carol, with a tribal beat+sleigh bells (yes, you read that right) this one continues and is split up (7, 10, 13, 15, 17, 20)
6) asks obtuse questions out of blue, so strange
7) xmas prank continues, another fake carol: a rasta carol!
8) “Crazy!”, cell phone sales, he goes off on the hold music then wants sonar on his phone
9) “Meat” spam, ridiculous, “raised on the meat of bees”
10) xmas carol: “turkey on a spit”
11) cell phone sales, more whaling/sonar stuff
12) incisions on the cell phone plan, sucking fat out with a straw, this ends with a tune and repeating sample, great!
13) xmas carol: “junior’s got his claws in santa claus”
14) “descrambler” spam, starts asking about fictional bizarre tv channel, shows
15) another fake Xmas carol, the guy is sorta at the end of his rope
16) this one really screwing with the saleswoman
17) finally a xmas song the guy “recognizes”, a tribute to simply wearing one down, even has the guy ready to recite “the next line”
18) “props” to everyone
19) almost political, “the deck of weasels” “people opposed to the war, opposed to America”
20) “happy tom the hobo”? xmas carols, eegads