Arnocorps - The Greatest Band of All Time
Label: Alternative Tentacles Records

Parody band that is inspired by Arnold Schwarzenegger and his fine selection of movies. The music is actually pretty entertaining and engaging, the lyrics are insanely funny. I still like Austrian Death Machine better, but this band actually does a pretty good job.... and they are from the Bay Area.

FCC: 4, 10, 14

Play:

1. (1:50) - Boring intro. (1 out of 5)
2. (3:26) - Hilarious tribute to Predator, try to follow the lyrics. The music is punkish and good. (4 out of 5).
3. (2:21) - This one plays out like a Pagan/Folk Metal track, very festive atmosphere. (3 out of 5)
4. (2:56) - Has FCC, but the track is pretty funny. Certain Motorhead meets KISS vibe.
5. (3:16) - Very melodic, with some solid guitar riffs. (3 out of 5)
6. (2:01) - super fast and catchy, has a certain British Punk vibe. (4 out of 5).
7. (3:19) - As bad as the movie this song honors: End of days. (1 out of 5).
8. (2:25) - Trollfest meets Alestorm = this crushing song. (5 out of 5)
9. (3:00) - Another meh song, I guess inspiration runs out when talking about bad movies. (1 out of 5)
10. (1:29) - Fastest and most Punkish son of the album. (3 out of 5).
11. (2:27) - Super catchy chorus section and excellent guitar leads, second best track in the album. (4 out of 5)
12. (2:51) - Folky vibe similar to Korpiklaani. A drinking song for sure. (4 out of 5)
13. (1:24) - Meh.... percussions.... nothing else (0 out of 5)
14. (2:28) - Some good guitar leads, but quite disappointing considering Terminator is one of Arnold's best movies. (2 out of 5).
15. (3:51) - By this point all songs sound the same, so this is just average. (3 out of 5).