The Reatards are the teenage garage/trash punk band of Jay from Lost Sounds from ‘96-’99. Garage with a capital G! Fucked up, lo-fi, spiteful, and rippin’- The way outta it be!
((((1)))) Mummies cover (or trad. garage tune?). Killer , snarling vocals, sharp as a knife riffs.
((((2)))) Stoopid (not stupid) teen-spaz punk. The Misfits & Germs on a sugar OD. (FCC “fuck” 0:45)
(((((3))))) Ramones cover. Heartbroken but unbeatable in spirit. Genius.
((((4)))) “Growin' up all wrong” punk rawness. Like a lost gem from ‘78.
(((((5)))) Damaged vocals (Darby Crash Jr. ?), fun & fucked up.
(FCC “fuckin” 0:44)
((((6)))) Rockinly, retardly simple in the best way possible.
(((7))) Angry Samoans-like melodic punker.
((((8)))) Bedroom recording, bucket drums, über-raw & mucho PUNK!
(((9))) Late 70’s US punk by way of r n’r basics.
((((10)))) Their “Gloria”. Super simple garage ripper. (FCC “Fuck” 0:31, 0:58)
((((11))))) Nabs a bits of “Dead Boys’ Sonic Reducer” & The Misfits “Horror Business”. (FCC: “suck my dick” 1:10-1:11)
((((12)))) Real basic punk n’ roll, lo-fi maximus!
(((13))) Fuzzed garage, Cramps/Blues Explosion merger.
((((14)))) Wailin’ guitars, huge debt to “Sonic Reducer” (FCC “shit” 1:57)
((((15)))) Ear hammerin’, brutal garage rawk!
(16) FCCs ALL OVER! AVOID!
((((17)))) Crazy harmonics ‘ala Big Black, snarl, slop & spite. Rawkin’!
(((((18))))) Mangled vocals, strangled guitars, zero tech, 100% kill from the heart.
(((19))) Mid-paced no-fi stomper.
((((20)))) Boozey, “speed blues”/garage/punk thang.
((((21)))) Teen garage, hyper spaz overkill. Totally nuts but it’s killin’!
((((22)))) TOO MANY FCCs - AVOID! (too bad ‘cause this song rips!)