Stand up comedy. Strange obtuse observations and story telling with a unique inner/outer dialog all the way through, that of the thoughts of a midwestern type audience member. Nothing too edgy, nothing overtly political but some funny observations about human nature and regular stuff. Put on a sound bed and check it out.

1) intro, creepy interest in asian women, "i look anti-semetic", other white guy jokes, nerd jokes, pale skin (good stuff)
2) i'm like a giant recessive gene
3) being married, dating, good stuff
4) pregnancy, birth, goes along well with previous
5) fuck beautiful people, superficial americans
6) being from the midwest, snobbery
7) The Hotpocket
8) the Pope, new pope, some kids wanna be baseball players, what about the future pope?
9) sleeping in "a nap is just another way of saying i give up", email, cell phones, good stuff
10) renting movies etc
11) reading books, television for women, coffee, heroin
12) manatees, bottled water, etc
13) mexican food, ends, then some silence and then a "hidden track" after about 20 secs of dead air then a strange convoluted excellent character skit about "wood", donkey fucking