Ritualistic School Of Errors / Sweat Stained Fancy Heaps For First-Rate Ladies
| Album: | Sweat Stained Fancy Heaps For First-Rate Ladies | Collection: | General | |
| Artist: | Ritualistic School Of Errors | Added: | Aug 2009 | |
| Label: | Resipiscent Records | |||
A-File Activity
| Add Date: | 2009-12-27 | Pull Date: | 2010-02-28 | Charts: | Classical/Experimental |
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| Week Ending: | Feb 14 | Jan 31 | Jan 24 | Jan 17 | Jan 10 | Jan 3 |
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| Airplays: | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
Recent Airplay
| 1. | Jun 30, 2010: | On The Warpath
Spawning In Damp Sponges |
4. | Jan 26, 2010: | Ambient Annoyance
Promenade: Bulging Sacs |
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| 2. | Feb 12, 2010: | The Courtesy Flush
Fanfare: Wobbling Turn, Fine Physique |
5. | Jan 22, 2010: | The Courtesy Flush
Fanfare: Wobbling Turn, Fine Physique |
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| 3. | Jan 29, 2010: | The Courtesy Flush - yakusa mama edition
Corkscrew Catheter For A Jelly Loaf |
6. | Jan 14, 2010: | orangeasm
Convulsive Heap |
Album Review
Barbra Anne
Reviewed 2009-12-20
Reviewed 2009-12-20
Ritualistic School of Errors
Sweat Stained Fancy Heaps For First Rate Ladies
WHAT THE FUCK. Truly the weirdest fucking thing I’ve heard in my life. Farting, puking, coughing, laughing, crying, gibberish, strange instrumentation and found sounds – and that’s not the half. This record is a collection of EVERY possible fucked up sound ever conceived. It's Kind of a collage, but more of a dreamsketch for a cartoon character off his rocker. These are all about the same level of weird. I think any would make a particularly great soundbed, though I also feel they work well as stand alone tracks. Just know what you’re getting yourself (and your listeners) into. And yes, I listened to the whole thing – I don’t want to talk about it...
FCC 3((?), 12(?)
Try: 1, 8, 12
1. (1:28) A clown pukes up his intestines for an entire minute.
2. (5:16) More human grossness plus bird chirps, a crank, a buzzing wind up toy, and werid I-don’t-want-to-know squishes. Old voluptuous Italian opera singer commences baby talk towards the end.
3. (2:01) FCC(?) – possible sex sounds. Monkeys going buck wild lickin shots, dudes choking to death, women being pleasured, and various odd instruments.
4. (2:34) madwoman talking gibberish, drums tapped towards the end.
5.(2:57) highlight is the racecar kazoo. Laughing, and a sloppy warthog feast. Awkward operatic falsetto.
6. (4:06) Closest thing to a song on the record. Syncopated beeps and buzzes give way to pots and pans drum clangs and piano stabs. Ends with female gibberish interspersed with medical terms.
7. (3:38) More gibberish, but we’re also treated with something closely resembling someone playing the piano accompanied by faux-operatic goofy boys.
8. (3:53) Dracula doing tae kwan do while a hamster goes ape shit on a wheel. Creepy vocal harmonizing to close it out.
9. (2:52) Engine starting up, weird mechanical clicks, dad shaving. Gurgle/spit/faucet fest too.
10. (3:53) demonic horn blowing, pissed off goats, and THX movie intro zazzle. Discordant piano, and a deranged witched summoning a spell.
11. (1:10) FCC(?) possible sex sounds - Cartoon nuttiness, more farts.
12. (3:17) Randomness capped by a convergence of organs, building epic chimes, jazz freakouts, and a warbling ghost opera.
13. (6:14) Ascending zany pitch builds into insanity. A slow demonic building line of horns call in the cavalry and the curtain falls.
Sweat Stained Fancy Heaps For First Rate Ladies
WHAT THE FUCK. Truly the weirdest fucking thing I’ve heard in my life. Farting, puking, coughing, laughing, crying, gibberish, strange instrumentation and found sounds – and that’s not the half. This record is a collection of EVERY possible fucked up sound ever conceived. It's Kind of a collage, but more of a dreamsketch for a cartoon character off his rocker. These are all about the same level of weird. I think any would make a particularly great soundbed, though I also feel they work well as stand alone tracks. Just know what you’re getting yourself (and your listeners) into. And yes, I listened to the whole thing – I don’t want to talk about it...
FCC 3((?), 12(?)
Try: 1, 8, 12
1. (1:28) A clown pukes up his intestines for an entire minute.
2. (5:16) More human grossness plus bird chirps, a crank, a buzzing wind up toy, and werid I-don’t-want-to-know squishes. Old voluptuous Italian opera singer commences baby talk towards the end.
3. (2:01) FCC(?) – possible sex sounds. Monkeys going buck wild lickin shots, dudes choking to death, women being pleasured, and various odd instruments.
4. (2:34) madwoman talking gibberish, drums tapped towards the end.
5.(2:57) highlight is the racecar kazoo. Laughing, and a sloppy warthog feast. Awkward operatic falsetto.
6. (4:06) Closest thing to a song on the record. Syncopated beeps and buzzes give way to pots and pans drum clangs and piano stabs. Ends with female gibberish interspersed with medical terms.
7. (3:38) More gibberish, but we’re also treated with something closely resembling someone playing the piano accompanied by faux-operatic goofy boys.
8. (3:53) Dracula doing tae kwan do while a hamster goes ape shit on a wheel. Creepy vocal harmonizing to close it out.
9. (2:52) Engine starting up, weird mechanical clicks, dad shaving. Gurgle/spit/faucet fest too.
10. (3:53) demonic horn blowing, pissed off goats, and THX movie intro zazzle. Discordant piano, and a deranged witched summoning a spell.
11. (1:10) FCC(?) possible sex sounds - Cartoon nuttiness, more farts.
12. (3:17) Randomness capped by a convergence of organs, building epic chimes, jazz freakouts, and a warbling ghost opera.
13. (6:14) Ascending zany pitch builds into insanity. A slow demonic building line of horns call in the cavalry and the curtain falls.
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