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Cool Greenhouse, The / Crap Cardboard Pet
Album:Crap Cardboard Pet Collection:General
Artist:Cool Greenhouse, The Added:07/2019
Label:Lumpy Records 

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Add Date:2019-07-23 Pull Date:2019-09-24 
Week Ending:15 Sep1 Sep25 Aug11 Aug4 Aug
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Album Review
Telepathic Juan
Reviewed 2019-07-23 
Crap Cardboard Pet is the third single, first 10” vinyl release by London DIY art pop doer known as The Cool Greenhouse. Deadpan bedroom pop inspired by early 1980s British post-punk and American no wave. Imagine a less confrontational John Cooper Clarke recording on his laptop. Observational pieces in the style of early The Fall. Let the ironic be hypnotic.

RIYL: The Fall, Drahla, Half Man Half Biscuit, Freak Genes and Sleaford Mods.

FCC WARNING: 1 & 3 (Socio-political parody pieces; no bad words but strong adult content).
Recommended Tracks: 1 [FCC], 2, 3 [FCC]

1. (5:46) *Cardboard Man [FCC: Socio-political parody piece. Doesn’t include bad words but the language on this track might offend somebody]. Medium tempo. Drum machine beat, post-punk guitar riff, straight-faced narration. Lyrics from the perspective of a Brexit supporter.
2. (6:24) ***Pets – Medium tempo. Drum machine beat, synth sounds, post-punk guitar riff, bass line, straight-faced narration. Lyrics from the perspective of an existential pet owner.
3. (9:04) **Crap Art – [FCC: Socio-political parody piece. Doesn’t include bad words but the language on this track might offend somebody]. Medium tempo. Drum machine beat, post-punk guitar riff, straight-faced narration part II. Lyrics from the perspective of an irritated art student.

Track Listing
1.Cardboard Man 2.Pets
 3.Crap Art