Philosophy the Best of Bill Hi

BILL HICKS: Dennis Miller's snide cynicism, Bill Maher's political agenda, Sam Kinison's brutal in-your-face honesty, and Dave Chappelle's affinity for ganja = brilliant comedy. Irreverent and unapologetically offensive – but true. Track 12 kills me – literally I almost choked on my waffle. -nari

1. nothing introduction ***2. anti-intellectualism, "what choo readin fo?"; 1:45 unevolved backwoods hicks *3. annoying housekeeping; 1:20 rant against soft porn; then I cut 4:26-5:52 of the original track, because modeling jiz isn't safe harbor; 4:26 cure for aids 4. "anyone dumb enough to want to be in the military should be allowed in"; 0:46 military moral hypocrisy; 1:27 selling arms to iraq ****5. self-righteous non-smokers; 2:42 new yorker's priorities; 3:20 smoking habits 6. I don't do drugs anymore; 0:48 had fun with no consequence doing drugs; 4:30 dull alc. anonies; 5:23 pot is a better drug than alcohol; 9:32 drugs out of control in new york **7. clarence thomas trial; 0:59 stands up for porn (NOT OUT OF SAFE HARBOR); 2:06 fear that mom will find the porno wing ***8. supreme court definition of pornography/commercials; 2:30 fundamentalist christians say be fruitful & multiply; 3:06 forgive me *9. willie nelson doing commercials *10. obsession with COPS/trailor trash **11. just try pedestrian right of way in new york; 1:02 l.a. riots/step on the gas *****12. left the country day of the riots; 0:49 british crime is hilarious **13. politics in america: two puppets, one master ***14. JFK assassination/who controls the govt. *15. evolve ideas 1:42 need compassionate drug czar ****17. "surely this illiterate bozo can't be the president, god" .. reagan, not bush; 0:56 fundamentalist christians don't believe in dinosaurs; 4:29 "people who believe in creationism look really unevolved"; 4:56 organized religion **16. last thing jesus wants to see is a cross **18. jesus & the easter bunny *19. who are the gideons? *20. your children aren't special (NOT OUT OF SAFE HARBOR) ****21. my business is none of yours; 0:58 childbirth is not a miracle