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Various Artists / Dynamite With A Laserbeam
Album:Dynamite With A Laserbeam Collection:General
Artist:Various Artists Added:05/2002
Label:Three One G 

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Album Review
Hannah Mae
Reviewed 2002-10-17 
Queen covers. A whole comp of Queen covers. Done by noisy rockers and crazy prog kids and noise outfits and Melt-Banana. I have indeed died and gone to heaven. This fucking rules. I made picks but you can't go wrong with any of these songs.

1. twinkly indie rock guitar and sudden spazz - fades out w/10+ sec. of quiet fingersnaps
2. tuneless yelling and piano-centered cacaphony
3. death metal growls + Swedish melodic metal sounds + thrash fury + Brian May guitars - yeah!
4. dorky talk-singing verses, roaring hardcore chorus - FCC violations but OK for safe harbor
5. tweaky cha-cha
6. squeaky prog rock - almost completely instrumental (sing along!)
7. crunchy noise
8. spare - naked bass, and vocals like Jenny from Erase Errata crossed with Bruce Dickinson (!)
9. freakout w/keyboards
10. as sung by a crazy four-headed dude at the end of a culvert with his head in a trashcan, accompanied by a scorching guitarist and drummer, also insane
11. clackity rhythmic space noise
12. spastic garage-freakout doo-wop
13. spare strut with m/f vocals
14. utter noise w/ buried growls
15. shrill/bassy clatter somewhere between Melt-Banana, Milk Cult and no wave
16. crazy delayed/overdubbed vox and electronic drum track -> scratchy noise. I'm disappointed by the lack of guitars - I really wanted to hear Agata play that solo, dammit - but this still rules.

Track Listing
 ArtistTrack Name
1.Blood Brothers, the Under Pressure
2.Get Hustle Another One Bites the Dust
3.Asterisk* Ogre Battle
4.Oath, the We Are the Champions
5.Gogogoairheart Death on Two Legs (Dedicated
6.Upsilon Acrux Bicycle Race
7.Sinking Body Who Needs You
8.Glass Candy The Fairy Feller's Master St
9.Locust, the Flash's Theme
10.Weasel Walter Bohemian Rhapsody
11.Spacewurm, the Vutan's Theme (Attack of the
12.Fast Forward Crazy Little Thing Called Lo
13.Convocation Of, the Get Down Make Love
14.Bastard Noise Lily of the Valley
15.Tourettes Lautrec Killer Queen
16.Melt Banana We Will Rock You