Various Artists / 2 Turds and a Golfball
Album:2 Turds and a Golfball Collection:General
Artist:Various Artists Added:Feb 2003
Label:Hollow Bunny Records 

A-File Activity
Add Date:2003-02-24 Pull Date:2003-04-28 Charts:Loud
Week Ending:Apr 27Apr 13Apr 6Mar 30Mar 23Mar 9Mar 2
Airplays:1211143

Recent Airplay
1.Aug 10, 2015:Everything A to Z Week 06
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4.Apr 25, 2003:the rust belt
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2.May 05, 2014:Deathcrush
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5.Apr 09, 2003:Brownian Motion
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3.Aug 17, 2006:Cognitive Overload
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6.Apr 07, 2003:Stirling's Approximation
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Album Review
Your Imaginary Friend
Reviewed 2003-02-18 
Meet your new favorite compilation CD. Amazing collection of super twisted fucked up artists all doing one “song”, or rather variations on a theme, loosely, the title that is (very loosely, many have nothing to do with the theme). Bands include Guarenteed Katch, Anal Cunt, Dahmer, Buttfinger- all the Zappas of our time. Noisy, looping, sample-art, thrashing, rocking, anti-folk; you want it, we got it. A thing of beauty, pick any.

1) super short burst
2) hilarious samples, redneck feel with dog barking, strange upbeat looping drums, kick ass
3) like a childrens song, just plain wrong
4) turntablism, sample art
5) lo-fi, “anti-folk”
6) free jazzy insanity a la a noisier Bungle, Zorn
7) silly cartoonish treatment
8) hardcore thrashola w/ troll vocs, the works
9) silly overdubbed children’s song, weird as shit, er, a turd
10) sparse plodding, with “retard” vocs (sorry, cant think of a less tasteless description)
11) another silly childlike song, with mean vocs
12) punky lo-fi
13) dirty low-fi noise garage punky
14) noisey dirt rock, instrumental a la F/i
15) noise, drone lo-fi
16) silly, 45 speed feel, really strange
17) garage punk feel, lo-fi slightly psyche
18)strange near-electroclash feel, synth noisey
19) straighter hardcore punk/rock feel
20) faux country western poke
21) strange lo-fi 4 track feel
22) minimal guit and drums with desperate vocs, strange (need I say?), one FCC near end “shit”, AT 1 MINUTE LEFT A PHONE MESSAGE COMES ON- DO NOT LET THIS PLAY ON AIR, bad bad BAD FCCS!!!!
23) swingy dirty rock, FCC lewd content, dirty sanchez
24) hard rock, dissonant, proto-emo almost, instrumental
25) live silly version of the grand funk classic

Track Listing
 ArtistTrack Name
1.Anal Cunt2 Turds and a Golf Ball
2.Big City Orchestra2 Turds and a Golf Ball
3.Big Poo Generator2 Turds and a Dog with An En
4.Buttfinger2 Turntables and a Golf Ball
5.Cauliflower Ass & Bob2 Turds and a Golf Ball
6.Colon on the Cob2 Bowling Shoes and a Golf B
7.Cowbots, the2 Tards and a Golf Ball
8.Dahmer2 Turds and a Golf Ball
9.Dick Panthers, the2 Turds and a Golf Ball
10.Dingus2 Turds and a Golf Ball
11.Gland Puppies, the2 Turd-Ees and a Golf Ball
12.Grand Pricks2 Turds and a Golf Ball
13.Guaranteed Katch2 Turds and a Golf Ball in T
14.Happy Flowers2 Turds and a Golf Ball
15.Haters, the2 Turds and a Golf Ball
16.Hemmorhoy Rogers2 Golf Tards and a Ball
17.Human Flys, the2 Turds and a Golf Ball
18.Klepto Maniac Zoo2 Turds and a Golf Ball
19.ONE7NINE5SIX2 Turds and a Golf Ball
20.Pine State2 Turds and a Golf Ball
21.Poops, the2 Turds and a Golf Ball
22.Poopy2 Turds and a Camouflage Piz
23.Radical Ricardo2 Turds and a Golf Ball on
24.Slavx2 Turds and a Golf Ball
25.SockeyeGetting Closer to 2 Turds An