Various Artists / 2 Turds and a Golfball
Album: 2 Turds and a Golfball   Collection:General
Artist:Various Artists   Added:Feb 2003
Label:Hollow Bunny Records  

A-File Activity
Add Date: 2003-02-24 Pull Date: 2003-04-28 Charts: Loud
Week Ending: Apr 27 Apr 13 Apr 6 Mar 30 Mar 23 Mar 9 Mar 2
Airplays: 1 2 1 1 1 4 3

Recent Airplay
1. Aug 10, 2015: Everything A to Z Week 06
Getting Closer to 2 Turds An
4. Apr 25, 2003: the rust belt
2 Turds and a Golf Ball
2. May 05, 2014: Deathcrush
2 Turds and a Golf Ball
5. Apr 09, 2003: Brownian Motion
2 Turds and a Golf Ball
3. Aug 17, 2006: Cognitive Overload
2 Turntables and a Golf Ball
6. Apr 07, 2003: Stirling's Approximation
2 Turds and a Golf Ball

Album Review
Your Imaginary Friend
Reviewed 2003-02-18
Meet your new favorite compilation CD. Amazing collection of super twisted fucked up artists all doing one “song”, or rather variations on a theme, loosely, the title that is (very loosely, many have nothing to do with the theme). Bands include Guarenteed Katch, Anal Cunt, Dahmer, Buttfinger- all the Zappas of our time. Noisy, looping, sample-art, thrashing, rocking, anti-folk; you want it, we got it. A thing of beauty, pick any.

1) super short burst
2) hilarious samples, redneck feel with dog barking, strange upbeat looping drums, kick ass
3) like a childrens song, just plain wrong
4) turntablism, sample art
5) lo-fi, “anti-folk”
6) free jazzy insanity a la a noisier Bungle, Zorn
7) silly cartoonish treatment
8) hardcore thrashola w/ troll vocs, the works
9) silly overdubbed children’s song, weird as shit, er, a turd
10) sparse plodding, with “retard” vocs (sorry, cant think of a less tasteless description)
11) another silly childlike song, with mean vocs
12) punky lo-fi
13) dirty low-fi noise garage punky
14) noisey dirt rock, instrumental a la F/i
15) noise, drone lo-fi
16) silly, 45 speed feel, really strange
17) garage punk feel, lo-fi slightly psyche
18)strange near-electroclash feel, synth noisey
19) straighter hardcore punk/rock feel
20) faux country western poke
21) strange lo-fi 4 track feel
22) minimal guit and drums with desperate vocs, strange (need I say?), one FCC near end “shit”, AT 1 MINUTE LEFT A PHONE MESSAGE COMES ON- DO NOT LET THIS PLAY ON AIR, bad bad BAD FCCS!!!!
23) swingy dirty rock, FCC lewd content, dirty sanchez
24) hard rock, dissonant, proto-emo almost, instrumental
25) live silly version of the grand funk classic

Track Listing
 ArtistTrack Name
1. Anal Cunt 2 Turds and a Golf Ball
2. Big City Orchestra 2 Turds and a Golf Ball
3. Big Poo Generator 2 Turds and a Dog with An En
4. Buttfinger 2 Turntables and a Golf Ball
5. Cauliflower Ass & Bob 2 Turds and a Golf Ball
6. Colon on the Cob 2 Bowling Shoes and a Golf B
7. Cowbots, the 2 Tards and a Golf Ball
8. Dahmer 2 Turds and a Golf Ball
9. Dick Panthers, the 2 Turds and a Golf Ball
10. Dingus 2 Turds and a Golf Ball
11. Gland Puppies, the 2 Turd-Ees and a Golf Ball
12. Grand Pricks 2 Turds and a Golf Ball
13. Guaranteed Katch 2 Turds and a Golf Ball in T
14. Happy Flowers 2 Turds and a Golf Ball
15. Haters, the 2 Turds and a Golf Ball
16. Hemmorhoy Rogers 2 Golf Tards and a Ball
17. Human Flys, the 2 Turds and a Golf Ball
18. Klepto Maniac Zoo 2 Turds and a Golf Ball
19. ONE7NINE5SIX 2 Turds and a Golf Ball
20. Pine State 2 Turds and a Golf Ball
21. Poops, the 2 Turds and a Golf Ball
22. Poopy 2 Turds and a Camouflage Piz
23. Radical Ricardo 2 Turds and a Golf Ball on
24. Slavx 2 Turds and a Golf Ball
25. Sockeye Getting Closer to 2 Turds An