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Wierd War / If You Can't Beat Em, Bite Em
Album:If You Can't Beat Em, Bite Em Collection:General
Artist:Wierd War Added:01/2004
Label:Drag City 

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Add Date:2004-04-05 Pull Date:2004-06-07 
Week Ending:6 Jun30 May16 May9 May2 May25 Apr
Airplays:111232

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Album Review
The Bawd Of Euphony
Reviewed 2004-03-29 
WEIRD WAR ¥ If you canÕt beat em, bite em (drag city)
Your favorite soulfunkalicious avant-R&B-freak rockers are back but with a new name. They used to be the Scene Creamers and now they are Weird War! The singer Svenonious is known as the front man for the legendary Nation of Ulysses and the Make Up He still does his James Brown, Lenny Kravitz funky man thing. Mad Soul, freaky guitars. Think White men on Nitrous doing Funkadelic songs. Dig this! ÐtHE bAWD oF eUPHONy

**1- (1:42) Intro to the album with funky bass line and moaning. Weird and awesome.
*2- (3:24) Continues from end of track one and rocks its, super funky and fast!
**3- (3:00) Psycedellic intro, spacey acoustic guitar and gong! Vox are cool. Love it!
4- (4:00) Barking Dogs. March groove drops into pounding rocker.
*5- (4:33) Guitar orgasm into wah-wah stomp. Funkadelic all the way!
*6- (4:20) Store-Bought-Pot, SAY WHAT?
**7- (3:40) Dance hit baby! Upbeat and phat
**8- (4:30) dirty guitars & drop beat. Freestyle guitars over vox. Rock me!
*9- (3:10) Flangy guitars, fem vox duet. Cool!
**10- (3:40) Fade in, tight groove, catchy chorus. Yes
**11- (4:15) Ok this is totally ÒGood Thoughts, Bad ThoughtsÓ by Funkadelic! But I love it anyways. Balad
Guitar and distant solo. Please make love to me now!


Track Listing
1.Music for Masturbation 6.Store Bought Pot
2.Grand Fraud 7.AK-47
3.Tess 8.Ndsp
4.If You Cant Beat Em, Bite Em 9.Chemical Rank
5.Moment in Time 10.Licking Stick
 11.One By One