Salty Meat Girl
Reviews
Turds McCloskey
Reviewed 2007-07-11
Reviewed 2007-07-11
Rude, lighthearted burlesque/musical numbers for today. Very corny, very blue. She also covers old songs whose lyrics eg "pussy" are now rife with sexual meaning. Double entendres abound. Picks 5,13,2,10,17
1-(1:47) Straight rendition of Betty Boop song. Piano & Vox.
*2-(1:59) Novelty. "Geriatric Punk Rock Boyfriend" FCC? "giving head"
3-(2:13) Gentle old novelty tune.
4-(3:10) bluesy.
*5-(2:13) slow, sad, cheesy piano. Great.
"The popemobile is slowin down"
6-(2:29) Ukulele, piano.
7-(2:36) Dead Kennedys cover. Really cheap drum machine. Lyrics are spoken/sung matter of factly. lotsa FCC "fucks"
8-(3:33) Fairly straight version of a standard (kinda out of tune)
9-(1:15) Keyboard calliope. Gentle circus music. Instr.
*10-(2:15) Talking in the beginning. Faithful rendtion.
11-(3:06) A song done as an SPCA dog brat. FCC? dog sex? I think it's fine....but questionable.
12-(2:37) Serious rendition of Jacque Brel's Amsterdamn.
*13-(3:22) "I Wanna Be Like Liberace". Nice "inspirational" feel you'd hear on South Park.
14-(3:14) Traditional song that includes the lyrics "wet, sore, hot, bald pussy" FCC? you decide. Hip hop interlude.
15-(1:45) Faithful rendition of "I like bananas (because they have no bones".
16-(2:36) An old hokey ode to SF.
*17-(3:37) Dirty BDSM tinged sex song. Speeds up to the end.
1-(1:47) Straight rendition of Betty Boop song. Piano & Vox.
*2-(1:59) Novelty. "Geriatric Punk Rock Boyfriend" FCC? "giving head"
3-(2:13) Gentle old novelty tune.
4-(3:10) bluesy.
*5-(2:13) slow, sad, cheesy piano. Great.
"The popemobile is slowin down"
6-(2:29) Ukulele, piano.
7-(2:36) Dead Kennedys cover. Really cheap drum machine. Lyrics are spoken/sung matter of factly. lotsa FCC "fucks"
8-(3:33) Fairly straight version of a standard (kinda out of tune)
9-(1:15) Keyboard calliope. Gentle circus music. Instr.
*10-(2:15) Talking in the beginning. Faithful rendtion.
11-(3:06) A song done as an SPCA dog brat. FCC? dog sex? I think it's fine....but questionable.
12-(2:37) Serious rendition of Jacque Brel's Amsterdamn.
*13-(3:22) "I Wanna Be Like Liberace". Nice "inspirational" feel you'd hear on South Park.
14-(3:14) Traditional song that includes the lyrics "wet, sore, hot, bald pussy" FCC? you decide. Hip hop interlude.
15-(1:45) Faithful rendition of "I like bananas (because they have no bones".
16-(2:36) An old hokey ode to SF.
*17-(3:37) Dirty BDSM tinged sex song. Speeds up to the end.
Recent airplay
Amsterdamn
Virtually Happy — Apr 29, 2024
Geriatric Punk Rock Boyfriend
Rorschach's Dance — Nov 11, 2007
Pope Mobile
Emphysema For Emphasis — Aug 23, 2007
Betty Boop
Dig this folks: Dr Furious — Aug 22, 2007
Pope Mobile
Transmission Overload — Aug 19, 2007
Hot Nut Swing
Noon Jam — Aug 14, 2007
Charting
2007-07-15 — 2007-09-16
| Week Ending | Airplays |
|---|---|
| Aug 26 | 3 |
| Aug 19 | 1 |
| Aug 12 | 1 |
| Aug 5 | 2 |
| Jul 29 | 1 |
| Jul 22 | 1 |
Track listing
| 1. | Betty Boop | ||
| 2. | Geriatric Punk Rock Boyfriend | ||
| 3. | My Dog Loves Your Dog | ||
| 4. | Salty Meat Girl Blues | ||
| 5. | Pope Mobile | ||
| 6. | Hot Nut Swing | ||
| 7. | Too Drunk Too Fuck | ||
| 8. | Mister Deep Blue Sea | ||
| 9. | Circus Song | ||
| 10. | I Want To Be Bad | ||
| 11. | Peta Puta | ||
| 12. | Amsterdam | ||
| 13. | I Wanna Be Like Liberace | ||
| 14. | The Pussycat Song | ||
| 15. | I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones) | ||
| 16. | It's Terrific (When I Get Hot) | ||
| 17. | Leather Daddy |