Dangerous Class, The

END - THE DANGEROUS CLASS.
(HYMEN RECORDS)
as reviewed by mr. esq.

industrial techno. pretensial crapno.
tons of samples. i may be wrong, but i swear i've
heard every sample of dialogue used before.
same w/the music: barely original at all.
so, does that make it entirely displeasurable? no.
it's enjoyable, danceable. it's the kind of thing to
play drunk&dancing w/ some girl named self-destructy.
(not suicidy, she's no fun.) =IT'S SLEAZE!
the whole album is built on sleaze and cheap thrills
as a manifesto w/ saturated retro twist:
drugs, jailbait, s&m, violent youth,blahblah.
it's fun if you're feeling sleazy, have a few martinis,
read a crime novel, and just can't get enough retro.
fun?: yes. origional?: fuck no. make that triple fuck no.
should i play it mr. esq.?: that's up to you.
would you play it mr. esq.? triple fuck no.
FCC CLEAN. RECOMMENDED(?) TRACKS: 1, 3, 6, 17.




*1. ministry goes disco. kinda rocks.
2. rockabilly rampaging; interview w/chimo.
*3. pizzacato 5 beat; begining sounds like someone's speaking pourtagese.
4. rockabilly guitar sound=dese kats are really going for
the kitschy-kulty thing, dig? ...can album reviews cause
brain damage?
5. game show music; trumpets; i'm retarded now.
*6. ooo=dirty! heavy female moan begining; devo synthes; industro guitars.
7. pizzacato voices, nice -oh fuck it!=skip.
8. nice funhouse/haunted house sound; driving time
-ministry; sounds like speakers are blown in middle; cheesy
synth horns.
9. gettin' techno in here!
10. sounds like they're popping ping pong balls out of thier cheeks. this track takes a long time dying.
11. surf git synth.
12. fun house organ.
13. surf git;horns; rockabilly singer sample; fun house end.
14. pretty opening; gets hip hoppy; hynotist sample.
15. ministry.
16. creepy, dirgy opening. ragtime jazzy middle..
*17. t.v. cop dramas. violins come in to make it sad..