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Showalter, Michael / Sandwiches & Cats
Album:Sandwiches & Cats Collection:Comedy
Artist:Showalter, Michael Added:Oct 2011
Label:Jdub Records 

A-File Activity
Add Date:2012-03-10 Pull Date:2012-05-12 
Week Ending:May 6Mar 25Mar 18

 Recent Airplay
1.May 03, 2012:TheRadioShow
Erotica (Radio Edit Version)
3.Mar 14, 2012:meow
buncha hacky material=this guy sucks
2.Mar 21, 2012:Brownian Motion
Erotica (Radio Edit Version)

Album Review
DJ Bernie
Reviewed 2012-03-08 
Sandwiches and cats By Michael Showalter
Showalter is an entertaining comedian that has come up with this CD. Most tracks are FCC violations and the others heavily reference sex. Refer to 2, 3, 15,17
A comedy CD up and coming comedian Michael Showalter.
1. Intro (15 seconds)- short name introduction of michael showalter
2. Screech (2:10)******- speaks slang, to get laughs, references 1980s screech icon
3. Coffee (3:59) ****- jokes about starbucks coffee and how they sell Akila and the bee DVD
4. Wash Your Hands (2:29)- refers to how men wash their hands after touching their penis. not age appropriate.
5. Intro to Erotica (48 seconds)- not age appropriate. How he combines erotica and adventure writing
6. Erotica (4:06)- Refer to last song. Recites piece on erotic adventures. Has background guitar and drums
7. Term Werner Cable (2:07)- FCC Violation. automated answering machine and the frustrations it possess. Has F--- You at 1:25
8. We Had to do the Show (2:03)- Rock guitar and drum. Repeats “we had to do the show, there was no choice in the matter”
9. Requip (3:47)- FCC violation. Drugs and their side effects. Cure restless legs to get similar side effects.
10. Athlete’s Foot (1: 26)- FCC Violation be proud of “athlete’s foot” and gonorrhea.
11. Cats (5:07)- FCC violations. Lots of F---
12. Berhune Orchards (1:24)- erotic advertisement for apple orchard. Not age appropriate. References anal sex, oral sex, and sex.
13. The Mountain (6:39)**- Fun folk song on surviving an avalanche. Has sexual innuendos, may not be age appropriate.
14. The apartment (6:09)- FCC violation. At 4:15. Standup on a poem he wrote in high school.
15. Lake Wasood (2:20)-***** spoken word with guitar in background. Repeats words. Very entertaining
16. Sandwich commands (7:30)- *spoken word with guitar and drums. Turns into rock song. Goes into detail on the commandments of sandwich. Has “fucking asshole” at 1:52
17. Erotica (radio Edit) (4:09)-***** Fantastic, spoken word story that turns into folk songish style. Has sexual innuendo stories.

Track Listing
1.Intro 10.Athlete's Foot
2.Screech 11.Cats
3.Coffee 12.Berhune Orchards
4.Wash Your Hands 13.The Mountain
5.Intro To Erotica 14.The Apartment
6.Erotica 15.Lake Wasood
7.Term Werner Cable 16.Sandwich Commandments
8.We Had To Do The Show! 17.Erotica (Radio Edit Version)
9.Requip 18.Hip Hop
 19.Employees Must Wash Hands